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The Comeback -demotivation- by Dragunov-EX The Comeback -demotivation- by Dragunov-EX
There are many comebacks for the word,"Fuck You", such as,"your mom", or "how intelligent". but i've got one that makes me... "diffferent". which is "take me to dinner first".
by the way, that person is just this girl that I like at school. her name's aamanda. but thats not important. anyway, whats your comeback for fuck you?

-Dragunov(C)-

(The Following Picture in the demotivation was made by me, thus this entire deviation was made by me and is NOT to be taken Seriously If offensive in any type of way.)

...And if you like what you see, check my gallery.
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:iconphoenixdragongod:
phoenixdragongod Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
my response
if offender is male - not interested
if offender is female - sure thing
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:icondumbchangelingfan:
Dumbchangelingfan Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Mine:"what did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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:iconvirgoean:
Virgoean Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Student Artist
 . . .
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:iconshenza-monchenso:
shenza-monchenso Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
mine: "meet me in he basement"
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:iconkittywatchinghetalia:
KittyWatchingHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student Artist
O_O...*sees your profile pic* Oooh
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:iconshenza-monchenso:
shenza-monchenso Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
....you just made me realize how well my pic work with my old comment.
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:iconkittywatchinghetalia:
KittyWatchingHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student Artist
It did didn't it
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:iconshenza-monchenso:
shenza-monchenso Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup.
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:iconpointerofreality:
Pointerofreality Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
you and that girl go anywhere buddy?
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
Absolutely not, unfortunately.
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:iconpointerofreality:
Pointerofreality Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
sucks
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
Yeah, that was my reaction to my outcome, Along with 20+ swear words.
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:iconpointerofreality:
Pointerofreality Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
dude, been there. Just keep on truckin
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
yep.
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:iconhugbug2012:
Hugbug2012 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*pats on back*
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:iconringolove27:
RingoLove27 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
You're not that lucky, and i'm not that desperate:)
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:iconriftalope:
Riftalope Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
"Below my pay grade." "Do you swallow?" "Lube up." "Like YOU know how?" and my most often, "Dream on!"
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:iconkaoskid1:
Kaoskid1 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
If it's a cute girl "Anytime and anyplace." "Really? (in a fake happy voice)" "Shouldn't I buy you a drink first?" and junk like that

Ugly girls get "No, I'm good."

And dudes get "You're not my type." "I prefer a girl." "No, thanks" and my favorite for both ugly girls and dudes "There's not enough alchohol in the world for that to happen."
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:iconcardboardmemory:
cardboardmemory Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i take off my coat...pass it to whoever i'm with (or a nearby wall)
and smack (or try to) the person silly.
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:iconxxmygenerationxx:
XxmygenerationxX Featured By Owner May 17, 2011   General Artist
'Gladly' or "when and where?'
'You wish you could' or 'Sorry, you're just not my type!' ;)
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:iconbirdbwainzxd:
birdbwainzxd Featured By Owner May 2, 2011
depends. if its a girl "sorry, i don't swing that way" or something along those lines.

if its a guy, usually "I'll pass..."

if its dylan "OMG YOU'RE STRAIGHT?!?!?!"
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
"Please leave me out of your demented fantasy world."

or, if she's cute, "OK! Right now?"

Or, "Um, thanks, but I really don't want to get what you have - penicillin is scared of it."

Orion
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:iconsophiekittenmeow:
Sophiekittenmeow Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Student General Artist
actually i would say "Maybe later" lol but thats just me :D
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:iconxrosethefallenx:
xrosethefallenx Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
Hm Mine wold probably be "Time and place or GTFO!"
My response usually depends on the person saying it XD
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:iconmcdoomington:
McDoomington Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
Sorry, you're ugly and annoying.
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:iconay-pus:
Ay-pus Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Student Photographer
I got a fiance. Talk to him about it.
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:iconconker-t-squirrell:
Conker-T-Squirrell Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Professional
My name's Amanda...sorry, that was just the first thing I noticed. The most common responseI hear for "F*ck you!" is "When?"
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:icontrans2rotf:
trans2rotf Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
Those would make cool knuckle bars.
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:iconemilwicz:
Emilwicz Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe later, I'm a little busy.
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:iconquamp:
quamp Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
:iconmrbnaturalplz::iconsaysplz:"My my, someone here has some anger management problems, don't they? I know what you need, you need music!"
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:icongashu-monsata:
Gashu-Monsata Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
My comeback is... silence. With a stare of disapproval.
I'm generally not very good at comebacks :lol:
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:iconflyboy1918:
FlyBoy1918 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my comeback is "you would"
:rofl:
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:iconconker-t-squirrell:
Conker-T-Squirrell Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Professional
Nice
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:iconflyboy1918:
FlyBoy1918 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks
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:icontriple-fish:
triple-fish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Not in public!"
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:iconarrancaropenaccount:
Arrancaropenaccount Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No thanks.
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:iconwhatwazthat:
whatwazthat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
F**** me? Enjoy teh 3,000 STDS i got from sleazebags like you, b***. :iconpfftplz:
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:iconconker-t-squirrell:
Conker-T-Squirrell Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Professional
Weird how F*ck had 5 letter and bitch had 4...
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:iconwhatwazthat:
whatwazthat Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
=_=" i admit it. I can't count.
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:iconjakob-the-dragon-boy:
i use to know a guy that had "fuck you" tattooed along the length of the outside of his pinky so that every time he saluted his CO in the army, he was also telling him "fuck you"..
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:iconconker-t-squirrell:
Conker-T-Squirrell Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Professional
That is Awesome!
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:iconjakob-the-dragon-boy:
i thought so, especially how it got him kicked out of the military.
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:iconsaturnfinger:
SaturnFinger Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
if i could fuck myself i wouldn't need you
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:iconmiasaki666:
miasaki666 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
my friend jensen replied "don't threaten me with a good time."
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:iconmarluxia28:
marluxia28 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist
How about 'Drop Dead'?

--
Hunter: Hey, Blitz, you want a dog biscuit?
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Are you sure? It's real tasty. Try it.
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Well, what's with you? Do you want it or not?
Blitz: Tanks!
Hunter: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Blitz: NO! TANKS!
Hunter: WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
[Tanks crash through the wall next to them.]
Hunter: Oh, tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
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:iconjin-fan-gurl66061:
Jin-fan-gurl66061 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
"No thanks, i just ate."
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:iconj0s41yn:
J0s41yn Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"That's unsanitary~!" :XD:
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:iconrayquaza8000:
RAYQUAZA8000 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
you dawg!
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:icongardegoddess:
Gardegoddess Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"not right now, maybe later!"
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:iconspaceninja309:
spaceninja309 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
''Then drop your pants first.''
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