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This ain't all that funny... on purpose.
I do have a gun, but its fake so...

(That's Me, btw)


(NOTE: The Stats and percentages on the demotivation are not true, only used for material to carry on the demotivation.)


-Dragunov(C)-
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:iconowl-aj26:
owl-aj26 Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist

"Yesterday I placed my shotgun on the front porch, gave it six shells, and noticing it had no legs, placed it in a wheelchair to help it get around. I left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across the street picked up my yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near my house.

After 10 hours, I checked on the shotgun. It was still sitting in the wheelchair. It had not rolled outside and It had not killed anyone in spite of many opportunities that had been presented. It had not even loaded itself.


Can you imagine how surprised I was with all the hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people? Either the media is wrong and the killing is by people misusing guns or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. So now I'm off to check on my spoons, because I hear they make people fat."

The spoon never moved either.

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:iconnbvega:
NBVega Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeahhhhhhh sorry your stats are complete horse shit. Car accidents cause exponentially more deaths than guns in the USA.

The deaths involving firearms in 2014 were around 38,000, which btw includes justifiable homicide. Deaths caused by the US medical system? Over 700,000.

Ban doctors; save lives.
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:iconchocofiedxd:
ChocofiedxD Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
GUNS=ACTORS xD
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:iconinternet-cancer:
Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm somewhat confused as to what exactly you are trying to say with this poster.
If you are for gun control, the made up statistic invalidates your argument. But if you're parodying gun control arguments, the imagery isn't ludicrous enough to make it satirical.
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:iconnianlauri:
NianLauri Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
People kill people not guns, for the killer if it is A Desert Eagle or a knife in the end is the same thing, has the same result.
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:iconvampirelover06969:
vampirelover06969 Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
this make you stop and think
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:iconassassain999:
assassain999 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
gun don't kill people there users do though
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:iconpanty-pirate:
panty-pirate Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Guns don't kill people, people kill people
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:iconconker-t-squirrell:
Conker-T-Squirrell Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Professional
Especially if you turn the gun sideways (killshot!)
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:iconbballgirl2009:
BBallGirl2009 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
"HE TURNED THE GUN SIDEWAYS! KILLSHOT! THATS A KILLSHOT!!"
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:iconstarcrosst:
StarCrosst Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
I'm fine with people using guns to hunt... but even I wouldn't need a fully-automatic semi-machine gun for hunting, unless I'm hunting the jerk who cut me off on the freeway.

The definition of "gun" in relation to the 2nd Amendment needs some long overdue review. I'm surprised no one's tried to prove that "the right to bear arms" includes nuclear armaments yet.
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
My response! :)

[link]

Orion
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:iconspinbladex:
SpinBladeX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
I think death by bat is scarer ... why is have to be a black guy with a gun
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
because everyone in my house is black...?
...and thats me?
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:iconspinbladex:
SpinBladeX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
ow OK I thought you got the pick offline or something sorry I didn't mean to offend you
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
No, all of my demotivations are taken myself.
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:iconspinbladex:
SpinBladeX Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Thats good ethic
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:iconmatteari:
matteari Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
So whats the point if you use fake statistics? Is it suposed to be funny? Did you know 20 million kids are eaten by bats every second?
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
OMG! We have to do something about all those bats!! Why isn't the government doing something? 20 million CHILDREN? Every SECOND?

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

Orion
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:iconfrapioca16:
frapioca16 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Student Digital Artist
yikes.
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:iconrayquaza8000:
RAYQUAZA8000 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
DEATH
YOU MAY BE A KING OR A STREET SWEEPER
BUT SOONER OR LATER YOULL DANCE WITH THE REAPER
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
???
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:iconfenrirkeyblade:
FenrirKeyblade Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
Lies, all lies. 16% of gun related death is death.

:noes:
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
For the hundredth-Thousand time, ITS NOT FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconfenrirkeyblade:
FenrirKeyblade Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
Um.

I was joking, man.
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
sorr everyones been complaining about this for a while... o guess im getting paranoid...
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:iconfenrirkeyblade:
FenrirKeyblade Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
It's fine. You think they would figure it out by reading the AC. Gawd, people.
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
Um - I think he was poking fun back - 16% of gun related deaths are...death? I'd think 100% of gun related deaths were death. LOL

Orion
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:iconcoraknight:
CoraKnight Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010   Writer
106%? really?
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:iconconker-t-squirrell:
Conker-T-Squirrell Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Professional
He's saying 40% and 16% of the 56% gun related deaths
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:iconcoraknight:
CoraKnight Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010   Writer
thank you, einstein.
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:iconrayquaza8000:
RAYQUAZA8000 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
actually its 112% XD
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:iconcoraknight:
CoraKnight Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010   Writer
oh thanks XDD
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
And it says 16 percent!
*facepalm*
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:iconcoraknight:
CoraKnight Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010   Writer
i knoooow
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:icondragunov-ex:
Dragunov-EX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
ITS NOT FUCKING REAL!
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:iconcoraknight:
CoraKnight Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010   Writer
i know, i was kidding ;) jeez, someone's missing a sense of humor...
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:iconshadowlord90:
Shadowlord90 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
I'm glad to live in Canada, where GIns aren't as much of a threat :la:
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:iconlexlight92:
LexLight92 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
True.
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:icondjzozain:
djzozain Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
First thing I thought was: Has this guy HEARD of cancer?
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:iconzombiexbite:
ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just fired one for the first time today....that range made me freakin' paranoid. Any one of those bastard could just turn around and shoot ya...but it was pretty damn fun anyway.
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:iconshadow4742:
shadow4742 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
because you know, your on a range with a bunch of people with guns and one guy thinks he can go on a killing spree? He'll be dead before he pulls the trigger
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:iconzombiexbite:
ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, he would be hopelessly outnumbered. Doesn't stop me from being paranoid.
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
True that.

I saw several gang-bangers walk into a gun store in Tucson - it was hilarious. By the time they made it to the counter there were about 12 people (at least 4 of whom were match-grade experts) with lines of fire on them. Not one unholstered a weapon, not one even looked aggressive.

But the gang-bangers looked around and saw a LOT of smiling people looking at them, every one of which had a pistol of one sort or another strapped on.

They turned around and left. We were all kinda disappointed.

When everyone is armed, everyone is safer. Anyone goes nuts and they'll be blown away before they can do anything more than get one shot off. As happens repeatedly when criminals run into armed citizens.


Orion
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:icondeanleowinchester:
DeanLeoWinchester Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013   Traditional Artist
Have you heard of the darwin award about the guy who walked past two cop cars into a gun store, fired a round into the ceiling and announced his intent to rob the establishment? about 6 different callibers of ammunition were discovered in his corpse... seriously what was going through his head? ...y'know besides the bullets...
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:iconshadow4742:
shadow4742 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
this is one of the reasons why i hate how in the US we demonize having a firearm. People dont understand that if everyone had a gun there would be less crime vs if only criminals did.

criminals would be to afraid to do anything
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
I made a nice response:
[link]

:D
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:iconshadow4742:
shadow4742 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
koool
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
It's getting better every day as more and more people realize this.

The anti-2nd Amendment folks are getting their rumps handed to them on a platter as people learn.

So there's hope!


Orion
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:iconmr-anaximander:
Mr-Anaximander Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
"There are three types of lies in this world: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli

Yes, I read the description. :-)
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